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Sunday, September 13, 2009

A Radical Second Coming

The Pro-Tyranny Caucus: a mighty little band of anti-freedom fighters holding the thin blue line between America and her always-imminent LP-led liberation from the State.  That liberation will be heralded by...

The Radical Second Coming

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the platform cannot hold;
Mere minarchy is loosed upon the Party,
The Kochtopian tide is loosed, and everywhere
The pledge of non-aggression is drowned;
The radicals lack all conviction, while we pro-tyranny reformers
Are full of passionate intensity.

But surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of LvMI
Troubles my sight: somewhere in pages of the Web
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of indignant blog commenters.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty years of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a tea party,
And what resolute Austrian, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards St. Louis to be en-Chaired?