![](http://therollerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/unicorn_3.gif)
Also, be sure to tell your representative that every child should get a free pony. No, wait — a free unicorn.
![](http://marketliberal.org/LP/Slideshow/Freeloaders.jpg)
![](http://marketliberal.org/LP/Slideshow/AskNotForYourself.jpg)
![](http://marketliberal.org/LP/Slideshow/AnythingForSocialProgress.jpg)
![](http://marketliberal.org/LP/Slideshow/Incentives.jpg)
![](http://marketliberal.org/LP/Slideshow/SpecialInterests.jpg)
![](http://marketliberal.org/LP/Slideshow/StopBillingHer.jpg)
![](http://marketliberal.org/LP/Slideshow/TwoWolves.jpg)
And if you’re still not convinced, read this.
Zero-times-voted Heather Holtz above also stars as the doomed chicken in this video:
These opinions warrantied for the lifetime of your brain.
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