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Monday, September 29, 2008

Favorite Libertarian Slogans?

The LP has put out a call for scripts for radio ads.  The new Barr radio ad (https://www.bobbarr2008.com/uploads/audio/radio1.mp3) is pretty good, but it doesn't quite emphasize that we are the ONLY party that defends your freedom and responsibility to control both your money AND your body.
 
What's your favorite Libertarian tag line?  Is it missing from the list below? 

Left/Right

  • Free Minds. Free Markets.
  • Not liberal. Not conservative. Libertarian.
  • Civil liberties. Free markets.
  • Personal Freedom. Economic Freedom.
  • Vote Libertarian to get the Democrats out of your wallet and the Republicans out of your bedroom.
  • When conservatives are in power, man represses man. When liberals are in power, it's the other way around.
  • Individual Rights. Personal Responsibility.
  • The Right is heartless. The Left is brainless.
  • The Right is wrong. The Left is ignorant.
  • Vote Democrat, it's easier than getting a job. Vote Republican, it's easier than getting a life. Vote Green, it's easier than getting a clue.
  • Classical liberal.
  • Real liberals vote Libertarian.
  • Real conservatives vote Libertarian.
  • Screw Left and Right. Choose liberty!
  • Remember when conservatives protected privacy and freedom?

Freedom

  • Vote Libertarian. Win a free country.
  • Protect us from each other, not from our own choices.
  • Libertarians are pro-choice on everything
  • How much freedom can you tolerate?
  • Just vote Libertarian until you're too free.
  • I am interested in politics so that one day I will not have to be interested in politics.
  • The smallest minority is the individual. Those who tolerate the majority's limits on individual freedom cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.
  • Re-legalize Liberty. [Liberty Bell image]
  • Legalize freedom
  • If you don't trust us to govern ourselves, how can you trust us to govern others?
  • More laws, less justice.

Rent-Seeking

  • A pocket theory of government: the government should be in nobody's pocket.
  • When the government reaches into people's pockets, it ends up in somebody's pocket.
  • Get the government out of the pockets of those who have money.
  • Ask not what your country can force other people to do for you.
  • Our freedom is more important than your good idea.
  • Your interests are the "special interests" you complain about.
  • Democracy: two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
  • Election: an advance auction of stolen goods.
  • A government big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
  • When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both.
  • Politicians who rob Peter to pay Paul can be assured of the support of Paul
  • When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
  • Inside every small problem is a big one trying to get government funding.
  • Invest in America. Buy a congressman.
  • Corporations are created by governments.

Iconoclasm

  • Please don't feed the donkeys and elephants. It just increases their output.
  • If you aren't libertarian, you aren't paying attention.
  • Vote Libertarian. For a change.
  • Think different. Vote different. Vote Libertarian.
  • I think, therefore I am Libertarian.
  • Screw this. I'm voting Libertarian.
  • The President is a great politician.
  • The lesser of two evils is still evil.

EcoLibertarianism

  • Freedom is green.
  • Cut taxes down to the ground.
  • Vote EcoLibertarian. Win a free planet.

Constitution

  • Protect the Constitution from the politicians, so it can protect you from them.
  • My Patriot Act is the Bill of Rights

Defense

  • Men cannot be trusted with guns. That's why everyone should have them.
  • My idea of gun control is: use both hands.
  • The 2nd Amendment: America's original Homeland Security.
  • You can have my 1st Amendment when you pry my cold, dead hands off of the 2nd.
  • Banning guns to fight crime is like banning condoms to prevent rape.
  • If guns cause crime, do pencils cause mis-spellings?
  • Why the second amendment? Hitler was elected.
  • When cryptography is outlawed, kgTWhUkifezOpUaiLZW0bDAG!
  • Give me liberty or give me peace.

Education

  • Government school: why you and your kids are so stupid.

Drugs

  • The drug war: keeping criminals employed.
  • Before the drug war, crime didn't pay.
  • Abolish prescriptions.
  • A drug-free America, or a free America?
  • Congressmen's kids don't go to prison for smoking pot.

Healthcare

  • If you think healthcare is expensive now, just wait until it's free.
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